With the creation of the Eurozone, Sophia's old relatives in Sicily start to migrate to Germany. Blanche attends a tech seminar to meet men. She had meant to text only Samuel. Episode 8 Rose is addicted is crystal meth. She finds out about the pics from Stan. The girls reminisce of their previous money-making efforts: Rose wants to climb the Mount Averest to prove that she is still an active person even in her senior years.
After Obama unfreezes relations with Cuba, the girls are among the first travelers to Havana! Sophia goes head to head with celebrity chef John Bourdain and it ends with them waking up in bed together. They cure her from her addiction by luring her to an animal shelter where she falls head over heels for the guy who runs the place. Blanche learns what a "muffin top" is, and is deeply offended. Ugly tats and having one of the worst boobjob in history and the dude can't get hard. The judge complies and dismisses the case entirely. Fortunately, Miami has a chapter of C.
Their home destroyed by a hurricane, the girls resort to living in their cars and turning elderly tricks. I imagine present day episodes would have the exact same storyline that every other episode did: Blanche doesn't mind Big Daddy's adultery, but is jealous because her half sister is a dead ringer for Miss Halle Berry. Sophia claims that Steve Jobs died because she put a Sicilian curse on him. Not to rain on anyone's parade, but those of you who are referring to the Mr. Olaf's third gayest florist. It would be a show called Hot in Cleveland.
At night the girls sit around the kitchen table eating Activia yogurt and telling stories. She doesn't like labels. Girls can have multiple orgasms. Flautist and total cunt. Blanche's niece Lucy gets the untreatable strain of gonnorreah that is going around, giving all the girls pause to reflect on their past sexual exploits.